Chapter one: such dickheads.
Chapter 1: such dickheads. Someone once said a good friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body and that is hilarious. But it also avoids entirely the fact that sometimes the body you're moving was killed by your friend because your friend is a complete lunatic asshole and you didn't find out about it until it was too late. Fact is, sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature, and once you figure it out, dealing with the relationship is super hard since they are dating each other and you are left eating a mountainous and imaginative range of carbs. So what can you do? 😂